spicegirls:

sitting on the floor is an emotion

havingcompassion-deactivated202:

If I get at least one thing done in a day I’m a genius if I get two things done I’m a god

pathologising:

jb-blunk:

in this terrifying world you continuously have the power to offer someone else a little relief . why would you withhold that. do you remember what a little relief feels like? it feels like a lot

hatin:

Everyone deserves a second chance but not for the same mistakes

suga-ssi:

vrrooom vrrrooom vrrroooom~~~

actionables:

cakejam:

this lemur didn’t seem pleased that i was taking photos of him

so done

with you and your rude shit

bumblebeebats:

kookeybird:

Cinematic parallels

wonderful-writer:

theoneandonlyyeti:

sarahasarrived:

spawnoftheantichrist:

rin-is-cursed:

overworked-strawberry:

bunjywunjy:

bunjywunjy:

bunjywunjy:

bunjywunjy:

brain-cells-for-sale:

bunjywunjy:

bunjywunjy:

nuggsmum:

crochetninja:

bunjywunjy:

bunjywunjy:

bunjywunjy:

bunjywunjy:

digitaldiscipline:

bunjywunjy:

bunjywunjy:

bunjywunjy:

bunjywunjy:

bunjywunjy:

I was walking through the toy aisle at Target when I found this thing and had a VIOLENT AND IMMEDIATE FLASHBACK to when JP first came out and they had a bunch of REALLY COOL T Rex toys that I would have sold one of my scrawny small-child limbs for but my mother wouldn’t get me one because they were “too violent and also ate people” :(

hnn I WANT IT SO BAD

on closer inspection, it makes a lot of really obnoxious noises and is also Too Expensive. BUT FEAR NOT I found this slightly smaller dude wedged in the back!

IT HAS BITE ACTION, AND THAT’S THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS

now we enter the testing phase

yup. looks good.

Extreme Chompin T-Rex says IT’S NEVER TOO LATE TO FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS

Can we take a moment to appreciate that we can use this as a rosetta stone to say “EXTREME CHOMPIN’ “ in four languages?

OH SHIT YOU’RE RIGHT, let me check the garbage to see if it’s still there! hopefully I didn’t destroy it in my excitement

*roar sound effect*

IMPORTANT UPDATE:

update update: I re-sized her collar and found a bag of toy bones at the craft store. I haven’t put this much effort into a non-school thing since my last job search, help

(secret bonus: the other side of her tag)

There’s more!

I love.

I saw that people are reblogging the thread again, so I thought I’d give you all an update on how Wexter is doing!

(just fine)

Wexter And The Case Of Her Continuing Marvelously Naughty Garden Adventures

OP and Wexter can break all my toes and I would still send a thank you card

Wexter says SHE WOULD NEVER DO SUCH A THING (but she might chew your ankles a little bit maybe)

so it’s come to my attention that at some point this weekend Wexter blew past 100,000 notes, and I for one think that’s very cash money of her.

we’re coming to you LIVE More than two hundred thousand notes later from HALLOWEEN 2020, where WEXTER continues to be absolutely DINO-RIFFIC!

… at least for as long as it takes to chew the costume off.

it chrismas

merr chrismas

*joy*

Wexter’s the best thing to happen to this site since rebloggable ads

@sarahasarrived LOOKITTTT

OH MY G O D IM IN LOVE

OH MY GOODNESS THE LITTLE TONGUE

WEXTER IS BACK ON MY DASH YESSS

THIS IS THE BEST WAY TO GO INTO CHRISTMAS

siickangel:

i feel too much or nothing at all // from my journal