
barackinaroundthechristmastree:
i am pretty much 3% human and 97% stress
Me walking into heaven when society told me my gay ass was going to hell
Wholesome and true
Me arriving in hell anyway knowing damn well that being gay had nothing to do with it
when you clearly ignore someone but they keep talking to you
It doesn’t matter what generation ur from we’re all stupid
Me making a friendship only to find out they’re a dick
this is my mom making stroganoff
Pinnocchio could tell us so much about the universe. He could randomly claim things like, “The Big Bang happened,” and his nose would confirm or deny our theories.
Pinocchio’s not omniscient, you stupid fucking redditors, his nose grows when he’s intentionally being dishonest.
things heating up in the pinocchio fandom
All rapists can die. All the creeps who sexually assault people can literally drop dead.
That won’t fix the problem.
Girl what… that’ll literally solve the problem lmaoo
wouldn’t it be lit if physical beauty wasn’t the primary determinant of female worth? like idk I think it would just be fun lol
when i say “i don’t like drama” what i really mean is “i don’t want to have my own drama.” your drama, on the other hand,
I just wanna say… From the bottom of my heart… Get the fuck away from me if you have bad intentions
Also, black panther was able to portray strong, dark black women without hypermascunalizing them so like, take note.














